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The Truth's True Truant

When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say ‘Oh, I’m addicted to working out’, I just want to punch those people in the face.”

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phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

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zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

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itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

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carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

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travishl87:

The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.

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#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

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tastefullyoffensive:

[aaragon]

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