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Adolfo. 20 year old/
LoL NA: FistFullOfPubes/
Army National Guard.88M!!


The Truth's True Truant

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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  • teachers on the first class : take out your note book
  • me : chill
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gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

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onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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sizvideos:

Video

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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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