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Adolfo. 20 year old/
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Army National Guard.88M!!


The Truth's True Truant

this-bi-guy:

After he nutt:

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lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

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patyagron:

HIMYM favorite scenes - 3/∞

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capshawshair:

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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