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bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

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pagingme:

lulz-time:

I actually can’t cope with this

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LIL TAIL DOING THE WIGGLE WAGGLE THING

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Anonymous: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. I hate people who say ‘Oh, I’m addicted to working out’, I just want to punch those people in the face.”

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phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

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zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

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